Tito Patron is a Sip of Something Smooth
The blue agave plant and Tito Patron have something in common: They are both succulent. The cactus-like shrub is used to make tequila, and it might be no coincidence that Tito's last name is also a popular brand of that liquor. Maybe the similarities don't stop there.
Just like the alcohol, Tito is powerful and intoxicating. There's something about him that's stronger than a margarita, but smoother than a tequila sunrise.
This adventurous adult content creator from Montreal isn't shy about his body — and why would he be? It's beautiful to look at, and he shows it off whenever he can.
"I'm a hairy mediterranean, Crossfitter, nudist living in Canada," he says on OnlyFans.
If you think he's over exaggerating, you can check out his X page for examples that are not only NSFW, but not safe for viewing anywhere in the general public.
Good thing his Instagram is a bit safer just so you can see what we're talking about without needing (too much) privacy. Tito appears to be into bondage, a lot of his pictures depict it. Tied up, gagged, and blindfolded, he is living his best kink life through the public eye.
He was on a different path over a decade ago. That road was happening at UCLA filled with dissertations and doctoral exams. Tito got his PhD; it's unclear if he uses it today in his social media work.
But that doesn't matter; this particular tall glass of fun makes for a strong spirit, and that's something worth toasting.