Penis-Shaped Cookie Cutter Gets Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
A copper cookie cutter being sold on Amazon meant to celebrate St. Patrick's Day is garnering some hilarious reviews on Amazon. And why not? It looks like a penis. And a hairy one at that!
According to its product description on Amazon, the "Somewhere Over the Rainbow Pot O' Gold" cookie cutter measures 5" x 3 3/4" inches and meant to last for years of St. Patrick's Day cookies or sandwiches. It is part of the Fussy Pup collection.
And while early reviews were serious, the item's undeniable phallic shape caught the eye of Amazon users who weighed in with their opinion of the kitchen tool.
EDGE's favorite reviews were:
"Me used to think "C" was for cookie. Me now thinks "C" stands for somethings else."
"When I ordered it, they said it was over 8 inches. The actual product was closer to 4. Now no one will even touch my small Pot O' Gold cookies, much less put it in their mouth. Size really does matter."
"This was great! First I used it to make cookies for the office St Patty's Day. Then I used it when I hosted our club's monthly swingers party! LOL"
"I'm not sure what I did wrong. I thought this shape would help to make a firm cookie but after all the in and out and in and out of the oven, they ended up soft and sticky. Maybe it was my recipe but they seemed pretty salty. Could that have been an aftertaste from the metal?"
"I made 2 batches of cookies (one lemon and one chocolate) but for some reason the chocolate ones came out much bigger. I'm sure I just need to work on my batter recipe. Not the fault of the cookie cutter. People still ate them up quickly."
"I'm not sure why so many reviews are complaining about the size of this product & it being too big. 5" X 3 3/4"....seems about average to me."
"Was not a huge as a hit as I expected it to be when we presented a batch as a dessert at the local Erectile Dysfunction Support Group dinner. The snicker doodle cloud bases was cooked through a little too dark, though the pot of gold portions must have had food dye in the pan as those turned out a bit purplish pink in color. Then my decorator made the mistake of putting the white icing on just the pot of gold portion which for some reason made things even more awkward with the group."
"Does it come with some medicine to make the rainbow a little more excited? Seems like the rainbow is have ED issues. Or it has been broken and needs some corrective surgery."
The Somewhere Over the Rainbow Pot O' Gold Cookie Cutter retails on Amazon for $14.79.