ImLive Offers 220 Gallons of Lube to Deter Election Protesters
Cities across America are boarding up and bracing for civil unrest and/or celebrations tonight. People are expected to spill out into the streets regardless of the outcome of the Presidential election. A popular celebration tactic of years past (most notably for the Philadelphia Eagles when they won the Super Bowl in 2018) is for people to climb street poles.
To deter people from doing so and ensure their safety, ImLive, an adult company, is offering to deploy 220 gallons of lube to New York City and Los Angeles. The lube can be used to grease up dry street poles, thus making it nearly impossible for people to scale them.
"We wanted to extend a helping hand and ensure people's safety while they took to the streets tonight and want to make sure no one is climbing street poles and inevitably getting hurt," says ImLive's VP of Business Adrian Stoneman. "To thwart any attempts at scaling these erect structures, we would love to deploy our vats of lube to New York City and Los Angeles so that they can lube their dry poles. We have (4) 55 gallon drums of lube ready to go. We hope these cities take us up on our generous offer."
The four barrels have 220 gallons of lube in total.
To be clear, we are offering (4) 55-gallon barrels = 220 gallons of lube in total.
"We want to ensure that every dry pole in NYC and LA is properly lubed up in preparation for tonight," said Stoneman. "We sent out a tweet to New York City Police and Los Angeles Police. We're anticipating their reply. If they're shy about taking us up on our offer publicly, they can slide into our DMs."