'Pucker Up, Orange Man!' And Other #TrumpKiss Tweets

Tuesday October 13, 2020

What may have been the most bizarre moment in last night's rally by our reality show President was when he expressed his desire to... well, Vanity Fair puts it this way: Claiming to have been cured of the disease that sent him to the hospital where he was given experimental drugs, the President kicked things off by declaring himself immune and then mused about how this new lease on life makes him want to shove his tongue down people's throats in the midst of the pandemic."

Maybe John Waters is a covert operative for the Trump campaign, sabotaging him by suggesting stunts like wearing the Superman shirt and this one. Or perhaps this is another strategic move by the President whom his surrogate Richard Grennel labeled "the most pro-gay president in American history," a claim promptly dismissed by the Washington Post. Is he trying to close in on that hidden bisexual vote? He must be giving up on suburban MILFs, so why not their husbands?

Twitter user Puppet Pundit reminds us that President Trump already revealed much about himself four years ago: "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything." Don't say we weren't warned!" they tweeted.

But here's a Twitter roundup. First, Andrea Mitchell reports the news:


And Donald Trump Jr. joins in:


Others were less enthused: