10 Niche Gay-Interest Christmas Ornaments

by Christopher Ehlers

EDGE Media Network Contributor

Tuesday December 6, 2022

One's Christmas tree should absolutely be an extension of their personality and interests. And for those who like their tree to have a little extra gay sparkle, we've rounded up the best gay interest ornaments we could find on Etsy. They're all small businesses, too, so you can feel good about donning your tree in very gay apparel.

Cher Glass Ornament

Cher once urged us all to believe, and in a season that's all about believing, it's only right to Cher in the joy and light that is one of entertainment's — and gay culture's — most essential icons. $24, Etsy.

Tom's House was Broken into Ornament

One of the most iconic and meme-able moments in recent "Real Housewives" history, this hilarious ornament reimagines Erika Jayne's "Tom's house was broken into" moment as a magical holiday story.

Were People Doing Coke in Your Bathroom? Ornament

Another iconic, shit-stirring moment from "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," this Lisa Rinna classic brings a bit of drama to the Christmas tree. $27, Etsy.

'Mommie Dearest' Ornament

Handmade from felt, and complete with a face of cold cream and a little wire hanger, every Christmas should be filled with the magic of Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford. $30, Etsy.

The Year We Freed Britney Ornament

2022 will be remembered for many things, but many in the gay community will always remember it for one important milestone: Britney Spears is finally free. Amen. From $10, Etsy.

'Female Trouble' Cha Cha Heels Ornament

All "Female Trouble's" Dawn Davenport wanted for Christmas were cha cha heels, and it's only right that this iconic scene be immortalized on your Christmas tree. $19.50, Etsy.

Leslie Jordan Ornament

Containing one of the late actor's most beloved quips, "Well shit! What are ya'll doin?," this is a great way to remember an icon whose charm, joy, and humor got us all through the early days of the pandemic. $13, Etsy.

'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?' Ornaments

"But you are, Blanche! You are on that tree!" The Hudson sisters can spend eternity together on your Christmas tree, and for that we say, "God bless us, every one!" $49, Etsy.

'The Glass Menagerie' Ornament

For lovers of literature and drama alike, this thoughtful glass ornament contains hand-cut and curled vintage strips of the classic Tennessee Williams play. Also available for "A Streetcar Named Desire," it includes a white satin ribbon for hanging and a card identifying the work of literature. From $10, Etsy.

Lisa Minnelli Porcelain Ornament

"Give me every drug you've got," says Liza on this porcelain ornament created by artist Wayne Hollowell from his original painting. We can all relate to that sentiment this time of year, are we right? $21, Etsy.